Tell us things about Dear Landlord that the average Slumlord doesn’t
know.
Well, in Dear Landlords, two dudes from the Copyrights do most of the work.  I’m
Zack.  Me and Brad play in the band too.  We’re pretty big deals, though, so we
kind of take it easy.


How would you describe the Dear Landlord to someone who had never
heard your songs?
Well, The Dearest Landlords definitely sound exactly like Dillinger Four.  At least
that’s what we’re aiming for.  We actually sound just like Screeching Weasel, but
people still think we’re pretty tough, so don’t mention that to anybody.


Of all the Dear Landlord’s songs which is the most meaningful to you and
what makes it so special?
Of all the Deer Landlordz songs, the most special one is probably the one about
having a really gruff voice and drinking all my troubles away.  


What are your favorite items to collect and what makes them so intriguing
to you?
I collect sorrow and prescription pain pills.  Adam Fletcher collects action figures.


I have a phobia about midgets, birds & cotton balls. What are some weird
things that flip you out & what is it about them,that is so strange?
The best thing about the Dr Lndlrdz is that we are totally unafraid of life.  We are
true vegetarian adventurers.  No one can keep us down!


Who’s your favorite band/musician of all time and why do they give you wet
dreams?
Everybody in My Dear’s Landlord is a pretty big fan of Grath Madden.  He’s been a
real inspiration and probably the best human being I’ve ever met.


What do each of you do when you’re not playing music?
We operate a cruise ship


When you formed Dear Landlord what inspired you to make sweet
beautiful music together?
Friends, families, hardships and cocaine


What do you think the results of a presidential change will do for the
country?
Dr. Landlord And His Deer are all about moving units.  Politics?  Yucky!  That said, I’
m totally a McCain guy.


What are your favorite and least favorite venues & what is it about them
that makes them such?
Land Dearlord is all about the live show.  Justin Telephone, our pyro guy, always
makes sure the show is off the hook, whether we’re playing the Viper Room or
Rockefeller Center.



Do you have any upcoming shows/tours that my stalker might want to
attend to rub up against me?
Yes


How has your music evolved since you first began sweet beautiful music?
Like a fish from the flame, we’ve evolved into an absolute tremble plex.  But you
know, when in Rome…


How do you define sexual harassment?
King Lear and the Dandylords don’t think sexual harassment is any laughing
matter, but we sure hate women.


What has been your biggest challenge being in a punk rock band ?
Physical conditioning has always been priority one for Los Landlords.  We meet up
every morning and do 500 or so jumping jacks, and then Brad takes us out on his
yacht where we fish for swordfish and jerk each other off.

Closing Comments?
Fuck you, Adam Alive!!